Ninja Hotdog

If my hotdog grew arms and legs and drew a sword, I'd bite its head off, not draw a picture of it.
^{also, if it started off flesh-colour, i might question its origin.}
Then I would steal its sword and stab it through its 'heart' (approximately).
And if that didn't shut it up, I'd feed it to my puppy.
^{that'd be a horrible death...}

Also, I might be inclined to call the company that made it and ask for a refund.